10 Things I want to see for USMNT vs Costa Rica (They’re all sort of Christian Pulisic)

USMNT have a huge World Cup Qualifier against Costa Rica on Friday in Red Bull Arena in NJ. It’s a massive game, because the USA can potentially guarantee themselves a trip to the 2018 World Cup in Russia with a couple wins during this international break. With so much on the line, HotFooty spent countless hours pouring over player data to come up with the ten things we really think USMNT should try to do during the match to ensure a victory. Here’s a quick warning. All ten have to do with Christian Pulisic and are completely ridiculous. Side note, if I could, I’d want to see 10 Pulisics on the field. all wearing the number 10, playing all 10 field positions. Guzan can be in goal because I think it’d make for a more dystopian atmosphere. Without freddy adu, Here’s all 10 things I want to see for USMNT vs Costa Rica on Friday Sep 1st.

Christian Pulisic being a LEADER and HERO with great EYEBROWS.
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Christian Pulisic singing opera to the crowd!
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Christian Pulisic bending the knee for his elderly wise men out of RESPECT
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Christian Pulisic brokering peace treaties between regular humans and hipster pickle magicians with mayo-necktie manufacturing side-hustles!Embed from Getty Images

Christian Pulisic quieting the stands in order for us to hear the vibrating hum that Brad Guzan’s head gives off
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Christian Pulisic turning into a white walker and eating the opponents one by one until there is no reason for us to fight anymore, Cersei, you asshole!
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Christian Pulisic giving us all this look, individually, as we enter the stadium.
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Christian Pulisic gritting his teeth and staring at the ball until the eyes of defenders melt around him and the ball levitates above our heads and sheds its moisture like a sponge
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Christian Pulisic catching defenders that captain Michael Bradley throws at him mid match as a TEST
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and finally, Christian Pulisic sliding into our DMs
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Let’s go USMNT!