As everyone knows the mascot for Toronto FC is named Bitchy The Hawk. Bitchy’s days are typically filled with tough talking seagulls and keeping them from swooping down into the stadium and snatching pizza slices from fans’ plates. We also know that Toronto FC’s main rival are the Montreal Impact. This week the Montreal Impact released their new jersey for the upcoming 2016 MLS season. Here’s a look at it:

Bitchy The Hawk Takes Down Montreal Impact Jersey








Somewhat awkward striping, tentatively decided width and frequency of lines, some kind of wingding in a circle. A built in tail feather on the back?

Needless to say, Bitchy The Hawk was not impressed. We caught up with Bitchy and asked a few questions about the new Montreal Impact jersey’s:


HOTFOOTY: so, Bitchy, what do you think of the jerseys?


HOTFOOTY: do you have any advice for Montreal?

BITCHY THE HAWK: seven words: camel cape coat with faux fur trim

Bitchy The Hawk Is Not Pleased