The Italian stud who isn’t so youthful anymore but still slots it home with the best of ’em had his first practice for New York’s NYCFC today. What is with the NYCFC and having basically no nickname to easily call them by? It’s been almost a full year in their illustrious history and we don’t even have a tried and true nickname yet. It’s just ridiculous. I’m going to call them the NYCFC “Pirlos” until I can think of something less pathetic.

So anyway, Pirlo had his first practice for the Pirlos today, and it looks like it went fantastically. He got some sun, stretched, showed off his tan and luxurious hair, and probably used Garnier Fructise when he hit the showers. How else could he get that luster?

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