Mutiny on the MLS ship? Columbus Crew SC in rough waters after Kei Kamara has a hat trick ripped away by Frederic Higuain and blow 3-1 lead, drawing Montreal Impact 4-4. On the other hand Colorado Rapids continue to flow together. Dice summon’s Toronto’s Bitchy the Hawk. Hoff relishes in his psychic powers as he predicted Wondo’s missed PK. Danny explains English League Championship Playoff structure. Burnley and Middlesbrough are on way up, whose going to get the third promotion? Danny,Dice & Hoff play would you rather…

 Show Notes

First ever “would you rather?” segment:

Hoff: Would you rather mispronounce Joao Plata’s name to his face and then insult his height or take a sandwich our of Key Kamara’s hands and then kick it down the street?

Dan: Would you rather store your half eaten burrito in Kyle Beckerman or Marouane Fellaini’s hair overnight?

Kyle please just keep the burrito I dont need it…honestly you have it.

No, its yours… If I can just reach back here and grab the tortilla…give me on sec

Dice (to Hoff): Would you rather take 5000-1 odds that Arsenal win Champions League or 5000-1 odds that they don’t finish in the top 4 in 2016/2017 season?

MLS ridiculous moment  of the week:

Kei Kamara having a PK and Hat Trick opportunity ripped away from him by Frederic Higuain. Kamara goes on to blast teams draw and the decisions of coach.

MLS Week 11 Rundown

Colorado Rapids continue to roll beating Real Salt Lake and face Sporting KC and Columbus Crew SC in the coming week.

    • Discuss Kevin Doyle’s contribution and why he is still the darling of HotFooty.
    • No #TimmyJitter for Zac MacMath last week he pulled in a set piece like Randy Moss in his prime.

Toronto beat FC Dallas and look ahead to the Vancouver Whitecaps.

  • Danny underwhelmed by Toronto but a little bachelor party reminiscing and a Bitchy the Hawk screech brings him right back.

Seattle beat San Jose Earthquakes and look to make a statement against FC Dallas that they can roll with the top.

  • Hoff  celebrates Wondo’s missed PK as he predicted in the HotFooty Soccer Podcast Episode 6.
  • Jordan Morris scores another goal and a goal a game keeps Dice lame.
  • Dempsey goes Rise of the Planet of the Apes and tries out for Seahawks Special Team’s long snapper.

Philadelphia Union are  facing tough opposing sides like LA Galaxy and Montreal Impact.

  • Will C.J. Sappong score?
  • Is Ashley Cole that good?
NYCFC

How will David Villa react to hearing logs cut in Portland?

Wait a minute I am soccer…and I say…chainsaws no soccer have! NO! No Joey…No.

 

Relegation Station

Sunderland one step closer to staying in league upsetting Chelsea 3-2 picking up a precious 3 points with two more games to play (Everton and Watford).

Sorry Kid I am still the Premier League who do you think I am…Coach of Newcastle… – Sunderland Manager Sam Allardyce seemed to say

Newcastle draw Aston Villa….(womp,womp) and face Totenham Hotspur in last game of season.

Norwich lost 1-0 to Manchester United and picked up a final 3 points against Watford crushing them 4-2.

Promotion from English League Championship

Burnley and Middlesbrough are on a one-way ticket to the English Premier League.

  • Middlesbrough draw Brighton and Hove Albion and send the 3rd place gulls into the battlefield that is the League Playoffs
    • 37% of Third Place finisher in the English League Championship go on to Premier League.
      • Swansea City, West Ham United and Norwich City are some examples.
  • English League Championship Playoff Structure
    • Semi-Final played over two legs
    • 3rd place plays 6th place and 4th place plays 6th place.
    • One final match, referred to as the “£200 million match” is played at Wembley.
    • Winner goes on to join the top two teams in the Premier League
      • Brighton and Hove Albion v. Sheffield Wednesday…on Monday May 16th at 245pm EST.
      • Hull City v. Derby City  Tuesday May 17th at 245pm EST.

Premier League Corner

Dice lives 90 minutes in the shoes of Arsenal fans and lives to tell the tale.

 Proud of third place like a Lithuanian in the Olympic 100yd dash