HotFooty’s trio is down to two as Danny is on a work trip, but Dice and Hoff take on the task of giving out midseason MLS awards and discussing Cristiano Ronaldo’s fascination with moths. Hoff breaks down the MLS standings and we discuss why Toronto’s Giovinco just can’t seem to score. We also discuss what is arguably the greatest announcer in the history of sports, the San Jose En Vivo “POST SMASH” guy.

Ronaldo loves a good moth on the eyeball

all you need to know is right here.  Can this guy be any more focused. A moth lands on his face and he doesn’t even flinch. Hoff and Dice disagree on whether France lost or Portugal won

MLS Standings, RIDICULOUS MOMENT OF THE WEEK, and Superlatives

We had a bit of fun here. First off, NYCFC are still in first somehow and there’s a huge matchup against Montreal this Sunday. A win for NYC and this could turn solidify them as the team to beat in the East.

Dallas is rolling right now thanks to some incredible announcing by the San Jose En Vivo announcer. Unbelievable vocals. Link above or just listen to the podcast.

Colorado no longer has #TimmyJitters and Toronto has a case of ants in the pants

The guys profess their love for Kevin Doyle. We know you’re listening, bud!

midseason MLS Superlatives, lots of surprises here

Games to watch MLS Week 20