The New York City Derby was like a Jonagold Tree in a Hudson Valley orchard in October…full of fruit. Danny, Dice and Hoff are serving up some Cobbler this episode. Patrick Viera calls out Red Bulls coach Jesse Marsch for being a cry baby. NYCFC fan steals a seat like your grandmother steals a salt shaker at TGI Fridays. The MLS wheel turns nevertheless and FC Dallas and Colorado trade blows in the west and Drogba and Piatti make an impact on The Union as the MLS All-Star Game approaches.



New York City Derby

Patrick Vieira calls out Jesse Marsch for influencing referees.

NYCFC posts a picture of himself holding a seat from Red Bull Arena and then writes the lamest non-apology ever.

Tommy McNamara adds another long ball to the highlight reel and then Danny meets him in Hoboken

Montreal Impact dominate Philadelphia Union as seen. Barcelona called they want their sick passing skills back…

MLS All-Star Game

Premier League

Jürgen Klopp is clean shaven and he releases a bearded Joe Allen like a wedding dove in the direction of Stoke City. #BeardlessKop2016 #GilletteTheBestAnfieldCanGet

Hoff’s Smedium Shirt from Mykanos

His right sleeve is eventually going to curl into a tank top fit.

Hoff's Smedium Shirt