The MLS teams went on a flurry of kit releases this week, especially in the back half. We already covered Chicago and Vancouver’s release, and you can check out all the new kits here. But I figured we’d show them too and let you guys know what they remind me of. <<UPDATED 2/19/2017>>

Houston Dynamo home kit

Reminds me of…

this hamster

I’d be friends with this hamster. Image: The Juggle Struggle

LA Galaxy secondary kit

Reminds me of…

these Blue Angles

For real, this can’t be safe. Image Source: Chicago Now

Montreal Impact secondary kit

Reminds me of…

This delicious yogurt

Who pours their yogurt into a glass cup?

NYCFC home kit

Reminds me of…

This delightful bed set arranged by West Elm

Almost as comfortable looking as those jerseys. Image Source: West Elm

Sporting Kansas City home kit

Reminds me of…

Gordon Gekko

i’m going to get my taxes done in this jersey

Atlanta United secondary kit

Reminds me of…

This chill-ass shrimp

Colorado Rapids secondary kit

Reminds me of…

Arsenal 2014 (barely tried here, huh, Stan? Don’t worry, neither did I)

“Hey Giroud, could you make your nipples a little harder? Merci!”

DC United secondary kit

Reminds me of…

A super modern bedroom

Super trendy assholes who don’t know how to put a blanket on a bed live here

New England Revolution secondary kit

Reminds me of…

Two Face’s face and outfits

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to be a Revs fan

I mean, could the Revs have nailed the Two Face look any harder

Real Salt Lake secondary kit

Reminds me of…

This insurance policy

Sign on the dotted line, sucker!

FC Dallas secondary kit

Reminds me of…

This map of the USA at night (kind of obvious)

Barely trying at this point

 

You can buy ALL these kits here: MLS Kits. Got to be honest, kind of love the new ATL jerseys both the secondary and the home.

What do they remind you of? Let us know in the comments or on twitter/fb.