February 6, 2016 Barclays Premier League Matchup Week 25:

Southampton 1 – 0 West Ham

After seeing a man sent off for a busted tackle, Southampton managed to cling to a 1 goal lead like that balding guy who clings to that last little bit of hair in the front when everything behind it has vanished.  Desperate times for that guy, and for Southampton today.

  • Southampton’s Maya Yoshida spanked home a deft pass from Victor Wanyama to open the scoring.  This was the only good thing to happen to Wanyama today.
  • Mr. Victor Mugubi Wanyama, Southampton’s defensive Midfielder and current bane of boss Ronald Koeman’s existence, was removed from play after a reckless botched tackle on West Ham’s Dimitri Payet. This is third time this season Wanyama’s been sent off.
  • Fraser Forster, goalie for Southampton and prior nemeses to Harry Potter, had some brilliant work in net today moving Southampton’s streak of clean sheets to 5.

Wanyama seemingly checking instagram on his way off the pitch