Not quite the 6-0 win predicted by Hoff but I think 4-0 is good. Can we play Costa Rica in the next round? Ratings:

Brad Guzan: request a pulse check for yourself if this guy doesnt make you nervous

Deandrea Yedlin: speed and blocking thats what yedlinny does

Geoff Cameron: anonymous just like you want in a defender

John Brooks: YES Brooks

Fabian Johnson: i’m a BIG Johnson guy

Gyasi Zardes: having trouble fitting in like triple cream brie at the Indy 500

Jermaine Jones: so nice he tried it twice. 2nd time’s a charm. one if by land two if by sea. he scored on his second curler attempt

Alejandro Bedoya: I honestly have no idea

Michael Bradley: mostly bypassed and I was truly pleased to see it for a change.

Bobby Wood: just when you thought he was up for a halftime sub he delivers a Hawaiian Punch

Clint Dempsey: took a cue from the moths in the last game. Unpredictable and everywhere


Graham Zusi: the zoose got us feelin loose

Chris Wondolowski: he knows where he stands on the HotFooty pages

Kyle Beckerman: nailed a field goal right after he came in