Is Messi falling over news? No it is not news. The story here is who gets to be Messi’s camera guy? Are they trying to capture some evidence of ways to improve his play? Have they seen his highlight reel? Any more questions? Messi’s film guy is a full time beach dweller in Lloret de Mar and occasionally breaks out his 8mm to film the best player in the world play the best sport in the world. He “pours” through the film and scribbles his synopsis on a beach rock using a drift wood pencil and pina colada droplets “I found nothing, you’re #1”.