HotFooty’s Official CR7 Tan Scale – A.k.a. Ronaldo’s Tan Scale

I was originally going to publish this piece for the Summer Solstice to inform the public that it was time to let those rays tickle the ole melanin, but it didn't feel right. Even though the palest of people started heading out, smeared in SPF 100 and looking like Beluga whales in hopes of becoming&...